What makes a King out of a slave?
Courage.
What makes the flag on the mast to wave?
Courage.
What makes the elephant charge his tusk in the misty mist or the dusky dusk?
What makes the muskrat guard his musk?
Courage.
What makes the Sphinx the 7th Wonder?
Courage.
What makes the dawn come up like THUNDER?!
Courage.
What makes the Hottentot so hot?
What puts the “ape” in ape-ricot?
Whatta they got that I ain’t got?

The Cowardly Lion


Obviously I’m the one on the right… Chris Farley may have been my real dad.

Obviously I’m the one on the right… Chris Farley may have been my real dad.


This is exactly what I’m talkin’ about!


I had a Dream.

Last night I had a dream that I woke up in the middle of the night, outside and all alone.

I started running, but I couldn’t see where I was going. It was pitch black outside.

I was running up a pile of rocks and I slipped and tumbled down the pile. Rocks were quickly falling on top of me, covering me.

As I laid underneath the rocks, I tried to roll my body to free myself, but it only resulted in more rocks falling on top me.

I was completely buried… except for a small hole big enough to stick one arm out of. 

*I think this dream is significant… A Metaphor for my life perhaps. 

As I stick my one arm out of the hole in the rocks, I wonder who is going to come and pull me out of the stone and rubble. 

I wake up again, for real. 

…Just something that’s been on my mind.


What is your life? You are a mist that appears for a little while and then vanishes.

James 4:14


Got my Mojo working… it just don’t work on you.


Truth

Everyone asks this question at some point in their lives;

“What is truth?” 

The answer… 

Truth is not merely an idea, it’s a person. 

John 14:6


Me: 3 years old and getting a G.I. Joe for my birthday! pshhyeah right Barbies don’t stand a chance.

Me: 3 years old and getting a G.I. Joe for my birthday! pshhyeah right Barbies don’t stand a chance.


Arnold Michael Kern
05/28/1927-01/06/2011
here’s to a honorable man, a great hero, and an amazing grandpa… miss you.

Arnold Michael Kern

05/28/1927-01/06/2011

here’s to a honorable man, a great hero, and an amazing grandpa… miss you.


new years resolution

You know when someone says “Hi, How are you?” …and automatically you reply “good.” Well I don’t know about you, but it happens to me on a daily basis. My resolution for the new year is to do something crazy by responding with how I actually feel… Whether it be sad, heartbroken, lazy, fantastic, or just medium. Forget all this “I’m good, how are you?” Nonsense. It’s ridiculous that people should have to feel just good all the time. I’m ready to wake up and feel something other than “good” and not be afraid to tell people the truth.